Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Plantoon

*Max uses the word Plantoon*
Molly: I don't think there's such a thing as a Plantoon... There's a plantain... Or a pontoon... Maybe even a cartoon. Or... There's the Everglades. 

Sunday, August 9, 2015

Is there a Ninja in my house?

How to check if there is a ninja in your house in 3 easy steps:

Step one: check if any knives are missing. Ninjas often steal knives to use as weapons orto cut their bread into slices. If some of your kitchen knives are missing, there is probably a ninja in your house.

Step two: see if things are being moved around without someone moving them. If you see objects hovering around your house, a ninja is probably moving them.

Step three: are you being attacked by an invisible foe? If you are randomly being attacked by an invisible foe, you probably have a ninja attacking you.

What should you do if a ninja is in your house? Ninjas are undefeatable. You should probably move out.

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Unicorn and Platypus fight Armadillo to save Butterflies

Walk riddle

Q: a unicorn and a platypus go for a walk. One of them dies. Which one was it?

A: you don't have enough information to solve this riddle.

Unicorn and Platypus fight UFO in a tulip field

Unicorn and Platypus visit NYC

Unicorn and Platypus save San Fransisco

Ukulele

Molly: there's something about seeing a ukulele on stage that makes ya ready for California.
Max: Molly, there's something about seeing a ukulele on stage that makes you ready for anything. 

High Ranking Cloud Detective

Max: I am one of the chosen few who have watered a soccer ball
Molly: the clouds have done that too
Max: I am a cloud. I jump to logical conclusions. I use critical thinking. 
*pause*
Max: detectives use critical thinking. Therefore I am a detective. I am a cloud detective. 
*pause*
Max: I am smarter than most clouds. Therefore I am a high ranking cloud detective.