Sunday, July 19, 2015

Teeth

Molly, describing someone to Max: "he has blond, kinda longish hair, he plays bass guitar, he's kinda short, he's a year older than me..."
*Max still doesn't know who Molly is talking about*
Molly: "ummm... He has teeth..."

Doctors

Do you know why medical school is longer that most degrees? Because doctors have to learn to have patience.

Arm Guitar

Max: "they should open the windows"
Molly: "I don't think they can"
Max: "they could just throw a frying pan at it"
*long pause*
Molly: "yeah"
*Molly goes back to playing dramatic music on the arm guitar*

Friday, July 17, 2015

Sonata Hybrid


"What kind of car do you have?"
"It's Sonata Hybrid"
"Well if it's not a hybrid, why does it say hybrid on the back?"

#sonatahybrid #itsnotahybrid #ineedthiscar

Bunnies and Frogs

Max: "When frogs are talking, they're actually calling bunnies: 'rabbit, rabbit, rabbit'"
Molly: "Yep, and when bunnies are talking, they're actually calling frogs: 'frooooooooooggggg, frooooooooogggg'"

Ethnocentric

Humans are so ethnocentric... we've defined an Astronomical Unit as the distance from Earth to the Sun. What the world has come to.