The Rainbow Chair is always there.
Sunday, July 19, 2015
Teeth
Molly, describing someone to Max: "he has blond, kinda longish hair, he plays bass guitar, he's kinda short, he's a year older than me..."
*Max still doesn't know who Molly is talking about*
Molly: "ummm... He has teeth..."
Doctors
Do you know why medical school is longer that most degrees? Because doctors have to learn to have patience.
Arm Guitar
Max: "they should open the windows"
Molly: "I don't think they can"
Max: "they could just throw a frying pan at it"
*long pause*
Molly: "yeah"
*Molly goes back to playing dramatic music on the arm guitar*
Friday, July 17, 2015
Sonata Hybrid
"What kind of car do you have?"
"It's Sonata Hybrid"
"Well if it's not a hybrid, why does it say hybrid on the back?"
#sonatahybrid #itsnotahybrid #ineedthiscar
Bunnies and Frogs
Max: "When frogs are talking, they're actually calling bunnies: 'rabbit, rabbit, rabbit'"
Molly: "Yep, and when bunnies are talking, they're actually calling frogs: 'frooooooooooggggg, frooooooooogggg'"
Ethnocentric
Humans are so ethnocentric... we've defined an Astronomical Unit as the distance from Earth to the Sun. What the world has come to.
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