The Unicorn and Platypus communicate

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Max: I didn't want to risk it

Molly: oh I thought you said "I didn't want you to skip"

Max: I thought you thought I said "I didn't want a biscuit"

Molly: I thought you meant "I didn't want you to trip"

Max: when you don't understand someone, usually by the the time you tell that them that you don't understand them, you figure out what they said

Molly: and by that time, they can't remember what they said

Max: so you say "wait what did you say? Oh wait I remember" and they say "I can't remember, can you tell me?"

Molly: that was really complicated. I need to write it down. But I don't really remember what we said

Max: me neither

Molly: I do

Max: what did we say?

Greek Yogurt

#unicornandplatypus

Spock or Thor?

#unicornandplatypusadventures #spockandthor

Christmas Gift

#unicornandplatupusadventures

The three ninjas

From left to right: Hong Kong, tuna, and Walter

How should I get the mail?

Plantoon

*Max uses the word Plantoon*

Molly: I don't think there's such a thing as a Plantoon... There's a plantain... Or a pontoon... Maybe even a cartoon. Or... There's the Everglades. 

Unicorn and Platypus fight Armadillo to save Butterflies

Walk riddle

Q: a unicorn and a platypus go for a walk. One of them dies. Which one was it?

A: you don't have enough information to solve this riddle.

Unicorn and Platypus fight UFO in a tulip field

Unicorn and Platypus visit NYC

Unicorn and Platypus save San Fransisco

Ukulele

Molly: there's something about seeing a ukulele on stage that makes ya ready for California.

Max: Molly, there's something about seeing a ukulele on stage that makes you ready for anything. 

High Ranking Cloud Detective

Max: I am one of the chosen few who have watered a soccer ball

Molly: the clouds have done that too

Max: I am a cloud. I jump to logical conclusions. I use critical thinking. 

*pause*

Max: detectives use critical thinking. Therefore I am a detective. I am a cloud detective. 

*pause*

Max: I am smarter than most clouds. Therefore I am a high ranking cloud detective. 

Teeth

Molly, describing someone to Max: "he has blond, kinda longish hair, he plays bass guitar, he's kinda short, he's a year older than me..."

*Max still doesn't know who Molly is talking about*

Molly: "ummm... He has teeth..."

Arm Guitar

Max: "they should open the windows"
Molly: "I don't think they can"
Max: "they could just throw a frying pan at it"
*long pause*
Molly: "yeah"
*Molly goes back to playing dramatic music on the arm guitar*

Sonata Hybrid

"What kind of car do you have?"

"It's Sonata Hybrid"

"Well if it's not a hybrid, why does it say hybrid on the back?"

#sonatahybrid #itsnotahybrid #ineedthiscar

Bunnies and Frogs

Max: "When frogs are talking, they're actually calling bunnies: 'rabbit, rabbit, rabbit'"
Molly: "Yep, and when bunnies are talking, they're actually calling frogs: 'frooooooooooggggg, frooooooooogggg'"

Ethnocentric

Humans are so ethnocentric... we've defined an Astronomical Unit as the distance from Earth to the Sun. What the world has come to.